If you don’t think things in the DUI world area little out f control, check out this story in the Kansas City alternative weekly “The Pitch“. It is the story of a gentleman whose body has been beaten up by doing hard work and who is missing some teeth so he talks a little differently. He gets stopped for a traffic infraction and because he can’t perform physical tests and his speech sounds slurred, he gets arrested for a DUI. He takes a breath test and blows .000, i.e., no alcohol. Still suspicious, the officer makes him take a urine test. It is negative for every drug in the book. Yet, the prosecutor is going forward with a DUI case against this man and it is costing him a lot of money to defend himself. All because hard work has taken a toll on his body and he lost his teeth. This is out of control.